JOKES OF THE WEEK

                                                              JOKES OF THE WEEK

A maid wanted a salary increase from her Madam. The Madam wanted three reasons why she wanted a pay rise.
Maid: "I can cookbetter than you."
Madam: "Who told youthat?"
Maid: "Your husband told me."
Madam:"OK. Second reason?"
Maid: "I can wash and iron better than you."
Madam: "Who told you that?"
Maid: Your husband also told me."
Madam: "OK. The third reason?
Maid:"Am also better than you in bed."
This time the Madam was furious and was getting ready to break her head:
 "Did my husband say that too?"
Maid: "No, the Driver told me that I'm better than you in bed."
Madam:"Please lower your voice. I will increase your salary."......=))