JOKES

                                                      JOKES! JOKES!!  JOKES!!





A maid wanted a salary increase from herMadam. The Madam wanted three reasonswhy she wanted a pay rise.Maid: "I can cookbetter than you."Madam: "Who told youthat?"Maid: "Your husband told me."Madam:"OK. Second reason?"Maid: "I can wash andiron better than you."Madam: "Who told youthat?"Maid: Your husband also toldme."Madam: "OK. The third reason?Maid:"Am also better than you in bed."This timethe Madam was furious and was gettingready to break her head: "Did my husbandsay that too?"Maid: "No, the Driver told methat I'm better than you in bed."Madam:"Please lower your voice. I will increase yoursalary."......=))