30 July, 2016

JUST JOKING. WEEKEND JOKES

 JOKE OF THE WEEK.............


                                                        JOKE OF THE WEEK
Indomie and pepsi wil be using style to insult us. Now we have indomie Hungry man size and pepsi long throat bottle. Very soon we will begin to see Gala wobia size, chinchin olojukokoro pack, plantain chips atenuje size, lacasera alainitelorun bottle, 5Alive alamu-toole pack....... #Awononiranu. Have a good laugh before bed. Good WEEKEND. 



A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girl's panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming. Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What's this? The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you've just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of pounds. She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey please forgive me, God will bring another one! ......



Egba miii ooo see me see trouble oooo!I was on  very high speed,when i got to an army check point without slowing down, so the military boys told me to park well, and then ordered me to carry 1000 blocks from one side of the road to thn orther side.After carring 990 blocks, l noticed that  their boss was my primary scbool mate,so l went to complain to him He was realy angry with what his boys did to his long time class mate so he asked me Have u started carring the blocks? I answerd yes l have carring 990 already. So he said please don't be angry my broda return the blocks to where you carried them lf u are the one what will u do? 

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